Winning The Name Blame Game
Bar | KS, USA(A group of friends and I go out to a bar and it is my turn to be the designated driver. Since they all know they are safe with me, they are pretty drunk by the time we leave. As I’m...
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Airport Shuttle | Chicago, IL, USA(My mom, sister, and I are on a shuttle. There is only one vacant seat, which is occupied by a water bottle. My mom moves the bottle, and sits down.) Woman: *sitting...
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Bar | OR, USA(I’m a regular at a bar and know the bartenders well. One of them is a very attractive woman. She’s been complaining about a creepy guy who keeps coming in and hitting on her. He always...
View ArticleWhen You Don’t Want Someone At The Gym To Spot You
Gym | OR, USA(I’m at a weight lifting class five minutes before start. I set up a bench, and a bar, and am standing by it when I get a poke on the shoulder.) Lady: *sternly* “This is my spot.” (I...
View ArticleSlightly Accenting Your Assumptions
Betting Shop | Liverpool, England, UK(I work in an inner city betting shop and as such, we can have some pretty scary customers from time to time. One day, I’m having a chat with a scruffy looking but...
View ArticleFor Duck Sake!
Park | USA(The park in our city has two lakes: one for fishing, and one for ducks. My friends and I all decide to spend our day fishing, since we all have conflicting schedules and we rarely all have a...
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Public Transport | Salt Lake, UT, USA(Working nights usually has its perks, with the chief among them being I get to avoid dealing with the general public. It’s not that I’m anti-social or anything,...
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Train | UK(I am on the train home after shopping. There is a woman sat opposite me. She’s looking extremely nervous and embarrassed. We lock eyes. I am male.) Woman: “Sorry, stomach ache.” Me: “Time of...
View ArticleMaking A Boob Of Themselves
Water Park | CO, USA(I’m walking my two sons to a water slide. We pass by a row of lawn chairs on our way to the line. In one chair is a woman breastfeeding her baby, and a woman standing in the...
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Home | Australia(I’m at my parent’s place picking up some board games whilst they’re not home, which they’re aware of. I’m searching the game box when a salesperson knocks at the door and they begin to...
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